Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

Schizophrenia

ALSO now a weapon. You're welcome.

Hym " 'What happened to Dr. Charlatan? What changed?' Well, he started channeling the righteous indignation of the Demi-God Hym! Of course. Wielding 'The Peasant's One Truth' in one hand and weaponized Schizophrenia in the other, he metes out God's vengeance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HOOOooo... We know one thing for sure: Don't learn how to think and don't tell the truth. Or the one true god will punish you for your unforgivable sin! Pffft!! Aahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Schizophonia

When after several months of the same ringtune, it becomes so familliar, you can hear it so vividly to the point where you answer your phone only to realize your phone didn't actually ring

Darryl - Hold on my phone is ringing
Ciaran - I don't hear anything
Darryl - No seriously where is my phone someone is trying to reach me
Ciaran - Dude you are suffering from schizophonia
Darryl - YEs...brb someone is phoning me again

by Jackywackywinky July 2, 2009

Schizophrenic

a person who smoked alot of weed and now is schizophrenic

pot smoker : i wonder where matt is he’s late for smoking some weed
schizophrenic : the horns are out to get me im not getting out this bed or im gonna die

by Know's Alot May 27, 2011

schizo

Acting against someone by demanding from them (and/or suppressing them and/or pressuring them into something and/or hurting them), while ignoring reason, logic and their individual rights, freedoms.. They place their own ego, wants and feelings first and justify it with own fantasies fueled by fallacies and often having group pressure on their side (which does nothing to prove it just makes it more disruptive and threatening to disprove or stop it and less likely that people will believe the alternative - nazi propaganda style). (Some people in the group want the unfairness enforced, because they want to support it as a social norm or hide this case by normalizing it with numbers of people involved, so that they could later use it against someone too.)

Normies are more susceptible to this as it takes stupidity or ignorance, lack of awareness and self-awareness, lack of individual moral development (or some sort of mental limitation preventing it like sadism or psychopathy), then it's authority fallacy (arrogance) + bandwagon + groupthink and many others.

So I've been watching The Dead Zone - in S01E10 fear-driven shizo sheeple had tried to burn the new weird guy in town at the stake by slapping together made up evidence, fallacies and having a kangaroo court for the sake of stalling; and in S02E07 he's been kidnapped by schizos who'd convinced themselves with their fantasy reasons, that they will be rich from using this guy and making it into a movie, and that they won't get punished for it.

by veinsofgold April 30, 2021

Schizophrenic

that totally awesome album by JC Chasez. Absolutely amazing. Ok, so it's all about sex, sex, sex but it's just brilliant!

M: Have you listened to Schizo yet?
K: Um... no?
M: Well, get on it! You'll love it! I promise.

by magz September 20, 2005

Schez

Small, turtle-like.

Man look at that Schez...

by Katy Kong January 27, 2003