Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 August 21, 2008

schemin'

pretending to look hard or super hating

Yo this nigga is schemin', he ain't even that nice

by ryan24 March 31, 2008

SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

Schemmy

(adj)- Used to describe situations that are mucky and/or muddled in their nature. Also a description of a soulless event.

Damn, I can't believe I fell off my unicycle again. What a schemmy way to start my talent show training.

by Sherman1780 November 5, 2010

schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

scheme

liking someone and doing things that will get them to noitce you ore initiate conversation/contact in attempt to sway their attraction towards you

y/n: i totally like him!!!

y/f: then you should scheme!!!!!!!!
y/n: you're so right! i'm gonna snapchat him right now!

by sLangKween December 15, 2016

ziggurat scheme

A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.

Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!

by spaztikenigma May 30, 2012