Schmoked

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

Schmom

a term used to all a person loose or a slut

Guy 1:"Yoo, look at that chick, she mad hot"
Guy 2: "yeahh, but she getas around."
Guy 1: "Total schmom."

by Dyleon69 October 15, 2010

Coco the Banana Schmo

A demented piece of fruit with WAY too much time on his hands.

"I went to the supermarket with Coco the Banana Schmo to buy groceries."

by Corez November 28, 2003

schmock

something dirty, uggly and filthy.
Also, resin in your pipe.

First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.

Might be spelled "shmock"

God, look at that schmock!
I cleaned my pipe yesterday, and removed a lot of schmock!

by Timo1232 March 20, 2008

Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

by umbie March 22, 2004

Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009