ScannerBomb

When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.

I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.

by greatdrew April 16, 2015

Body Swanger

A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.

-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?

- Cause that boy's a body swanger!

by C.Ville October 15, 2011

slanger

inventor of slang; user of slang

we found a slanger on the srteet.

by emery March 19, 2005

'Stanger

The upper crust of performance cars, ie, those that can defeat a 'Stang in a race.

I saw a 'Vette up ahead of my 'Stang, so I didn't bother to catch up to it, just to get blown away. The 'Vette is definitely a 'Stanger.

by Hot Rod Stewart May 26, 2006

the stanger 2

A variation of the stranger. Involves sitting on your dick while erect, or putting an ice pack on your dick, thus, making it numb. then proceed to rub one out while your dick is numb, so you feel as though "a stranger" is performing the deed.

"Last night, i didn't feel like getting my hand numb and doing the stranger, so I decided to sit on my dick instead and do the stranger 2."

"I don't really have the right type of dick for the stanger 2, it hurts too bad to try and fold it over and sit on it, so i stick to the stranger"

by saveferris199 March 8, 2009

Stanger

refer to shitstain

Skidmark on your underwear, brown stain

by stim_ul8or November 12, 2003

scander

A person who is overly scandalous

"KSproulz is such a scander"
"Her bras showing through her shirt, whatta scander"

by tbreeze1223333 October 17, 2013