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scalper

(noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp)

1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.

2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.

*When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.
**Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.
Joe: Did you get tickets for the game?
Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.
Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap.
Bob: I know, right?
Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.
Bob: Good call.


Sarah: I have an extra ticket for the concert tonight because Mary can't come.
Becca: You should definitely scalp the ticket to get some cash.
Sarah: Good call.
Becca: Be sure you sell it to someone decent because we're going to have to sit with her the entire show.
Sarah: Good call.
by whudupfx March 25, 2009
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Scumper

To scumper a plan, event or idea is to ruin it.
The rain today really scumpered my idea to have a picnic.

Don't tell that boy the plan- he may scumpers it.
by TheCatGod May 14, 2016
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head scalper

A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him
After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.
by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008
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scampede

When a large number of scampy or skanky girls run together, typically towards a cliche female attraction or show themselves off in running wear.
"I was nearly crushed by a scampede at the Bon Jovi concert last night!"
by Waffledaffles September 2, 2009
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scammer hoe

A scammer hoe is another word for a female finesser. Scammer hoes will mess with your feelings, your mentality, and everything you're in control of just to get some money. They will literally SCAM you. Beware of scammer hoes, they're usually bad bitches but their looks are deceiving, and they always have their nails done EXTRA long and their hair is always slayed. Most scammer hoes are from The Bronx or Miami. If you know girls like Cardi B, Goddess Amaury, Sabrina, Blac Chyna, etc.. stay away, BEWARE OF THE SCAMMER HOES
"Sabrina is a scammer hoe, she's really bout her money"
by Richest Gyal August 9, 2017
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Scamber

AlarmingAmber Scamssssss
Omg amber is such a Scamber
by StonksyyyFN August 23, 2021
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ScAMBERed

ScAMBERed
To frame someone for a very serious crime (abuse: sexual or physical) using elaborate, carefully falsified evidence, while presenting oneself as the victim.
Johnny Depp is about to get ScAMBERed for 100 million dollars
by AverageSchmo May 18, 2022
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