claudio sanchez

Pooftastic. Entirely. Just pooftastic.

"You call that poofing? Let a pro show you how it's done." *snap* ... *POOFSPLOSION*

by Skiba February 28, 2005

dirty sanchez with extra gravy

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea

While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

by Of Course May 13, 2005

Nasty Sanchez

When one sticks one's finger up a girls azz and then wipes it under her nose, leaving a "mustache".

Man, you should've seen the look on her face when I gave her a Nasty Sanchez.

by Never Done a Nasty Sanchez September 24, 2003

sasche

Sexiest woman alive, anyone would be lucky to have her.

Damn Sasche looks hella fine!!!!

by T-bag2000 July 7, 2016

lazy sanchez

Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.

Im gonna drop trow and give that girl a lazy sanchez!

by juan sanchezze February 8, 2007

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

QWERTY Sanchez

A sex position for computer gaming nerds invented by the character Zaboo in the award-winning web series The Guild.

Hey, how about we network our computers together and game for a while, and then later we can do the QWERTY Sanchez!

by Guildy713 November 22, 2009