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Pronounced Scam-She

1. A woman that uses everything around her to make herself look like the victim from the man she is in a relationship with when she is herself is the one doing all of the abusing.

2. A woman that cries wolf about the opposite gender she lives with claiming all kinds of abuse. Even going as far as to fake evidence of abuse. When behind the scenes she's doing all the abusing.

3. A woman that feels she can do no wrong. That it's always the fault of the person she's in a relationship with and she's always trying to get everyone to understand it's never her but always the person she's with and they must understand that she's the real "victim".

4. A woman that likes to lie about the person she is in a relationship with saying all kinds of things that person did to abuse her even believes what she is saying. Knowing full well that she's just lying and most of what she is saying is actually what she is doing to that individual and more often. It is done to keep the person she is in a relationship with down at all times so they can never be what she perceives to be better or happier than she is.

Most of the time it is towards the opposite gender and someone that she is in a relationship with but not all of the time. All of the time it is against someone that she has known for a time, lives with and she perceive to be bigger than and or stronger / happier than she is. But not to be confused with a Karen.

Samche is derived of the two words banshee and scammer.
Look at how that woman is treating her boyfriend and now she's crying abuse because he told her to stop. She is a samche.

Look at that girl and how she's treating her brother and after he told his parents she cries victim total samche.
Samche by Coyodee August 28, 2022
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Skippy Sanchez 

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness
That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.
Skippy Sanchez by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009
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satchel kill 

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Olsy-Sanchez 

Olsy-Sanchez: when one saves his poop in anticipation of coitus, and after said coitus, he takes his own poop and draws a poop mustache on his lover (male or female). Or, alternatively, when a man requests his female partner wear what is commonly known as a "strap-on", and said female uses the "strap-on" to enter her male subject anally. And after consummation, the male subject locates the strap-on, which has now been removed from the female, and he uses the poopy end of the strap-on to draw a mustache on the female. Olsy Sanchez
I'm saving the real deuce for Bridget's Olsy-Sanchez.
Olsy-Sanchez by Big 10 inch January 13, 2022

Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
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Sixto Sanchez 

A true sexual feat. A Sixto Sanchez is when you stick a whole adult foot and an adult thumb up a persons ass 6 digits up the bum.
Whoa, Hat is a real savage, he totally Sixto Sanchez'ed that bitch last night after we left the club.
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Sanchezium 

A mineral made up by Rick from "Rick and Morty" appearing in 'S03 E10'.
"I made Sanchezium up dumbasses, don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia" -Rick Sanchez
Sanchezium by JayTeller October 3, 2017
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