n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
by krazyskull October 19, 2011
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The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
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Get the stalin bot mug.a power word able to be used in virtually any situation. mainly used by teenage hooligans, almost as a greeting, or a verbal way of showing excitement, shock, happiness, exhaustion, or purely just for noise. derived from the malay term "sial", sial is used for the opposite reason opposed to calling someone an idiot.
Timothy: "eh walao Cymon give me back my g string lah"
Cymon: " *click* sial"
-Exam period-
Sharan: *drops calculator*
rest of teenagers in unison: "sial"
Zenden: "Sharan money now"
Sharan: "seeyial"
Zenden: *takes bottle lol*
Sharan: "wAHLAO ZENDEHNN"
Cymon: " *click* sial"
-Exam period-
Sharan: *drops calculator*
rest of teenagers in unison: "sial"
Zenden: "Sharan money now"
Sharan: "seeyial"
Zenden: *takes bottle lol*
Sharan: "wAHLAO ZENDEHNN"
by cinnamoncracker October 15, 2019
Get the sial mug.1. Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.
2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
1. Jeanne & George were having a hell of a time heavy petting, but the night took a turn for the worse when their passionate attempts to make love resulted in the ever-frustrating stalemate.
2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
by Pam Light May 13, 2005
Get the Stalemate mug.A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
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