take a squirt

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

by ssssifu January 19, 2011

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rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.

"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.

by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006

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Savory Squirts

A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.

Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

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Scissor Squirt

When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.

I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.

by heartsvag March 29, 2010

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