shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

Shivali

a girl who is very sweet and sexy, has lots of friends and a sweet ass. really smart, but dates assholes

Shivali hasn't broken up with her older boyfriend even though he doesn't care about her.

by LJay815 March 1, 2015

Shivaani

someone who likes to kick it in the backseat on random occasions. a shivaani is definitely one of the funniest clowns around and likes to party from time to time. shivaanis are super sweet.

damn that girls a shivaani

by yeo011 April 28, 2011

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

shiv!

punishment doled out to friends and enemies alike for the crime of being a wuss or ignoramus. the stab-ee receives a stiff thumb jabbed into the ribcage while the stabber yells 'shiv!', pantomiming the act of brandishing a makeshift blade fashioned from a prisonhouse toothbrush.

you: "shiv!"
your wussy friend: "ow! my wussy ribs!"

by laurosaur March 23, 2005

Shrivelly

The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.

- Around the dinner table -

Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"

by MorganAlmighty May 20, 2010

Shivankur

The Spirit of Oneness in the Universe

Seeing the nature, animals and the trees in this forest... makes me think of Shivankur

by The UD Explainer February 5, 2010