Shatfish

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.

Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.

by Totes Wild March 28, 2016

Sattie

High school student with a very attractive older mother.

Man, Sattie's mom is so hott!

by Dixon April 6, 2004

Chat-shatting

chat shat

John kept texting and sending so much crap in Messenger, he was up all night chat-shatting.

Are you free tonight? Let's chat-shat!

by trappedflapped March 5, 2020

sharticle

Basically, Articles that are a bit on the poo side.

"Boy, The Sun contains some sharticles today!"

by Ryotech July 31, 2016

sharticle

An article that's generally pretty shit.

"Man, this Huffington Post link Grandma sent me really is a sharticle."

by snarglepuss the third July 31, 2016

Shaftisfied

When you purchase an item and are content, yet you are aware you where shafted for it

that diamond ring left me absolutely shaftisfied

by qwerty is wired December 2, 2016

shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017