slut sharked

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Sharked

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009

shared scitless

A remix of scared shitless.

Bankers were shared scitless of the economic troubles.

When bankers get shared the economy goes to scit.

by samuraisushimonster February 21, 2009

sharte

when people named aaron are wrong.

my little brother aaron is so fucking dumb. he sharted today.

by ienjoysharte February 23, 2019

Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

by Akiyn October 13, 2020

sarted

fart when your sad ;(

oh now he sarted :(

by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022