The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

sucky sucky and shaggy in bed

The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex

dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard

Guy 2:what did they do then

Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom

by bumrapist6000 July 8, 2019

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

by changyoulater August 9, 2020

Fat Shaggy

An overweight or obese dirty blonde man who has neglected to maintain his hair for an extended period of time, giving him a resemblance to a fat Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from the cartoon Scooby-Doo.

I forgot to get my hair cut and now I look like a fat shaggy.

by Haikon March 4, 2011

Coming into Shaggy Dog City

Things are going well/getting good; success has been achieved.

"Business has picked up - we're coming into Shaggy Dog City"

"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"

by Steve Steve the Steve July 26, 2018

faggy shaggy

When a male receives an erection inside a shower full of men.

Wrestler 1 " Hey, I think someone's poking me!"

Wrestler 2 " I think it's just your imagination."

Wrestler 1 (turns around) "NO IT'S NOT! YOU HAVE A faggy shaggy!!!!"

Wrestler 2 " Look, I can explain this..."

Wrestler 3 " There's nothing to explain you got a faggy shaggy!"

Wrestler 2 (running out of shower, crying) "What gives you the right to judge me?!?"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Sad Shaggy

The feeling of sexual frustration when you go on a date with a hot British gal and don’t have sex

I went on a date last night with this gorgeous gal, we went to her place to hang out and that was it. I left feeling like a sad shaggy

by Dynamo0602 August 11, 2020