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Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.
I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.
by vanishingly February 22, 2021
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Seattle Thunderstorm

The act of exploding liquid diarrhea on a partner's chest while urinating uncontrollably all over their face while their mouth is open.
I didn't know I had a Seattle Thunderstorm brewing when i took her home last night, boy was she surprised!
by THEgRAPE-briGAYde69 August 22, 2017
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Seattle Storm

While receiving a blow job from your girl, you ejaculate into her mouth, and she stands up and sputters it out over you in the fashion of a lawn sprinkler.

Grab your umbrella.
James: Angela surprised me with a Seattle Storm last night.

Ryan: I hope you brought your rain Poncho!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
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Seattle Calo

A tight sphincter helmet originating from the northwestern region of the United States.
That guy dropped the Seattle Calo right on him didn’t he?
by 2wheelin2dn July 16, 2019
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Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.
"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."
by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021
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Seattle Snicker

The act of deficating in ones mouth and then proceeding to fuck their mouth
Anyone up for a seattle snicker tonight
by Mr_Fister93 November 10, 2019
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seattle salad

I am going to get some seattle salad
by billy ropollo November 1, 2013
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