screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

by cluin July 28, 2004

Streaming

A midwestern term mainly used to talk about exes who tell people yo buisness, or when a ho' feel antsy and want to tell people your personal buisness, and or snitch on you. :)

Dude I was drunk at the party Saturady and I kissed Marissa, She streaming to the whole school.

I stole her Ipod and Max went STREAMING to the principal. He gonna get his ass beat!

by Journalismkidd January 27, 2009

Screaming Pigeon

Same as a "Screaming pelican," but in the woods instead of the beach, where sand is substituted for dirt, as seen in HBO's True Blood

That vampire Bill Compton gave his gf Sookie The Screaming Pigeon when he came out of the ground and boned her.

by CoachRiley August 5, 2009

screaming vaginas

(expression) ; yelling for attention, shouting for protest or surprise.

Anna and Emily were screaming vaginas towards the group, to gain their full attention.

by Smithy-101 February 18, 2008

House Screaming

You and 4 of your buddies run up to someones house quietly and stand around the house and bang and scream on the outside of the house as loud as you can thus scaring the shit out of them.

old man jenkins was mad that we were throwing the football at his wires, so later that night we gave him a heart attack from a good house screaming.

by David Pearce August 21, 2006

screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011