I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 11, 2017

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

halo scrape

A halo scrape is when a guy has sex with a woman and then uses his penis like a paintbrush and the cum like paint and paints around the woman's anus. The guy then has anal sex with the woman and uses the cum like paint and paints around the woman's vagina. He then licks the cum off of both the anus and the vagina.

Have you every done a halo scrape?

by NewmanLove September 27, 2015