runny monkey

The runny monkey is when you take a monkey about 1.5 feet in stature. Once acquired a monkey of this size you have sex with its asshole as hard as you possibly can stretching it out and eventually killing it. Once the monkey is dead you hold it up above your head and squeeze all of the shit, blood, and guts into your mouth and drink it.

My dog's asleep so I might just opt for a runny monkey.

by RJH 3 January 18, 2008

Runny Taco

The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.

My wife is a dirty whore, so I gave her a runny taco.

by Mandini January 24, 2009

runty kunty

A set of words made on IRC which can be said in adornment (tight pussy) or can be used as an insult but sounds kinda cute too

That runty kunty at the cash forgot a dollar back on my 20 bill.

by DarkSunIsClearSky May 31, 2019

free runs

A shoe specially made by Nike. Used for running or training.

Guy: Nice shoes!
Me: Thanks they are Free Runs.

by Hub24 June 19, 2014

the runs

a singing technique when an artist goes up and down in pitch to make a note more elaborate

Christina Aguilera has a bad case of the runs but i'd still hit it

by JD Donboch March 8, 2004

runs/running off at the mouth

someone who speaks without the neccessary brain functions required proir to speaking

The fundimentalists are running off at the mouth again with their dribble dick hatered

by earthlover42 July 10, 2005

runny mustard

After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.

Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.

by hexicon September 12, 2006