rumper dumper

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown.

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown. and that is a rumper dumper

by Alex Moretti February 22, 2009

Rumplemerkin

The act of jacking off into a merkin

Michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?

Mark: that was YOUR merkin?

Michael: Yes.

Mark: I jacked off in that merkin last night.

Michael: You bastard! You rumplemerkined my merkin!

by Merkindor December 14, 2010

rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.

After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.

by kdunkle March 8, 2011

Rumplepeniskin

A German folktale told in the early 1900s, this is believed to have validated circumcisions outside of the Jewish Faith. The tale told of an old man who's foreskin hung to the ground and became a toy for neighborhood dogs. It was told as a bedtime story to make sure children cleaned under their foreskin after a Fasturbating match at school.

"Son, did you win your Fasturbating match in gym today?"
"No, I lost because my foreskin was rumpled."
"Well just make sure you don't forget the tale of Rumplepeniskin!"

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

rump roastin'

The act of a skinny guy riding a morbidly obese female. redneck men are known for this act.

Damn, check out cliff, i'd really like to see those two go rump roastin'

by ballsmacker March 13, 2013

Rumpleclump

A way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. This would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.

"Hey, how the hell am I supposed to fold this fitted sheet?" "Don't sweat it man, just rumpleclump that shit."

by Visiblemode August 21, 2013

Rumple Rape

The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.

"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."

1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."

Rumple Minze Clemson rumple Rumplemintz Shots

by Hollabills September 6, 2013