Rumpleclump 

A way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. This would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.

"Hey, how the hell am I supposed to fold this fitted sheet?" "Don't sweat it man, just rumpleclump that shit."

Rumpleclump by Visiblemode August 21, 2013

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

rumpledumpskin 

A poop that seems like it takes 100 years.

By the time Joe got done taking a rumpledumpskin, the game was half over.

rumpledumpskin by djsolr December 11, 2009

rumpledumple

A rather large rear that is perfectly symetrical in appearance.

Have you see Jeremy's girlfriend? She has the nicest rumpledumple i have ever seen.

rumpledumple by digro32 April 8, 2010

Rumpleblumpkin 

A variation of blumpkin in which the defecator is having explosive diarrhea

Pads decided that Mexican food would be a good start to an evening full of Rumpleblumpkin

Rumpleblumpkin by Corlett June 3, 2006

Rumpleblumpkins

The act of Blumpkins (taking a doodie while receiving a blowjob) from your grandma.

"Grandma, we both know that I finishing shitting a long time ago, but in order for this to be Rumpleblumpkins, you need to stop watching and give me a blow job, NOW."

Rumpleblumpkins by John Spazzi May 27, 2009