Bubba Rub

Similar to the Midas touch except everything turns to Shit rather than gold.

Man that Bubba rub has ruined multiple lawyer careers and radio stations

by Mmmyellow March 12, 2017

Butter Rub

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.

I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Fun Rub

The act of a female rubbing her clitoris and vagina with a limp penis while the male is unconscious, leading to a chub or full erection.

A girl was horny after reading Fifty Shades of Gray, so she decided to Fun Rub her boyfriend's dick and got off while he was asleep. He woke up with a chub wondering what had happened to him. She was all wet and smiling.

by Papajit August 16, 2012

Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.

I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 1, 2020

Ross Rub

To vigorously rub a vagina of a passed out female for give or take 1 minute. Your one free hand should be waving up in the air like it just don't care.

Cindy: "My vag hurts today and I don't know why. Last I remember I was passing out in Ross's bed."
Shantae: "Oh damn girl, sounds like you got Ross rubbed!"

by Rossrubber April 4, 2014

Leather Rub

When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.

Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 9, 2017