rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

Rub N' Plug

When a bi-sexual female scissors another female, then immediately after has sex with a male.

Steve: "Hey Sally, why'd you leave so early from the orgy last night?"

Sally: "I did a Rub N' Plug with Stacy and Tom and that's all I really needed"

by Cotterrr May 29, 2018

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

Rub my chub

Rub my chub, asking someone to wank you off or either just to rub your chubby belly

Hey hot stuff wanna rub my chub ?

by Fluffy the hamster January 1, 2019

Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.

Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!

by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019