randy meme

When a meme is so bad and so old and specially unfunny where you feel the joke should not even exist because it does not contribute anything to our society. When you have a friend that sends you memes that do not make any sense and they just send them to you because they are bored or just have horrible taste.

-Hey, look at this meme I found on facebook. Is about a cat dancing with clothes.
- Not even that funny. That's some randy meme.

by the asking April 13, 2019

Randy

A natural gadget boy and generalist. Randys can immediately identify all your gadgets and their specs. They tend to also use "Rance" and "Pious" as the starting 2 words for wordle.

"Should I get the Sony or Bose headphones? "- Friend
"Oh! Are you referring to the WH-1000xm3 or WF-1000xm4s? The WHs have 40mm, dome type (CCAW Voice coil) driver units but the active noise cancelling is not the best! How about the Bose QC45?" - Randy

by Russjesus April 1, 2022

Raunchmaster Randy

A man with a mullet who does incredibly raunchy things.

Also see raunchy.

SICK! Raunchmaster Randy just ate his own shit and licked his moobs!!!

by Budja June 14, 2004

big d randy

big d randy is the destroyer of realms and buttholes, he is said to come out of hiding on Halloween night and steal people's candy and booties.

I was walking on Halloween night when all of the sudden big d randy appeared out of nowhere and took my booty.

by that 1 random dude on the wifi October 23, 2023

Randy Michaels

A fat disgusting pig of a human who hates music and enjoys destroying great music stations for his own financial gain. Current CEO of Merlin Media and former CEO of Chicago-based Tribune Co. Michaels became public enemy number one in Chicago in June 2011 after it was announced he had purchased alternative radio station Q101 and planned to turn it into a news/talk station. The station's staff was let go on July 14th and the station became a news station later that month.

"My favorite radio format has always been spoken radio"

"As music moves to the ipod, it's time for news radio to move to FM"
-both quotes from Randy Michaels, who is one of the most hated men in Chicago

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

Randy Black

The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.

You: My God!

Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy

Randy Black: Beer sobers me.

Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!

Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.

by im not t dubb August 9, 2009

Ayn Randy

Sexual arousal generated by fucking over a poor person.

"I just kicked that homeless guy's change cup into the gutter, and I am feeling a little Ayn Randy. Say Buffy, maybe we should retire to the Hummer for a quickie?"

by captain hooker December 12, 2013