rooster tits

When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them

That girl has rooster tits

by moose balls December 12, 2014

Janerella Rooster

Janerella is one crazy person!! She also acts like a Rooster with her he’d cut off. She never makes sense, and her hips are like dinosaurs.

“Janerella Rooster.. stop being an ah fooma!”

by Murphy Bennett December 20, 2018

blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!

She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!

by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019

Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.

Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick

by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017

Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response

"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"

by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017

Rooster Tail

Hair sticking upwards in an untidy fashion; mostly as a result of bed head.

he was sleeping, but his mohawk was already looking all crazy like a rooster tail!

by Zane Edsel February 10, 2020

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011