Ruben

A Hench,Cute,Handsome,Athletic person. A dude like Ruben is usually Tall, Fast he loves one girl with all his heart and he is a really good kisser.

I wish I was like ruben

by OlajideBT October 20, 2013

Rubenesque

A woman that has a similar body shape to the style of women painted by Rubens. Not just any slightly overweight woman. Not just any girl who has round hips or a bum. The women in Rubens paintings were often very plump, with large round hips. While it was once a compliment, now it often a criticism or back handed compliment.

Don't call a girl Rubenesque if you have never looked at Peter Paul Rubens paintings.

by November May 15, 2005

reubening

to get caught with your cell phone by a teacher and to convince them that it was in your pocket

dam that kid was reubening for like 5 minutes

by Dammdatsstupid January 5, 2011

Ruben

Is a sexi guy

Ruben is so sexi

by Rubenskipop June 19, 2019

Ruben

A sexy guy, with one hell of a deep voice that makes all the girls fall in love. I want me some Ruben <3

My man Ruben has a sexy voice <3

by That stalking Succubus <3 January 1, 2012

Ruben

Has big PP and pulls all the shorties and soccer moms

Ruben is alpha

by Pee pee poo poo 124 January 17, 2021

Rubened

getting so drunk that you pass out, vomit, and/or need to go to the hospital.
spending all of your cab money on shots and taking the ambulance home.

Sigz: "Debarb got Rubened again last night."
Vicki: "Wow, there's a shocker."

Marisa: "I'm so getting Rubened tonight."

by vickkiiii August 26, 2009