retardican

a member of the republican party who believes that there way is the only way, they can do no wrong, are always right, and generally will push their view until they cause the end of the world.

I tried talking to that Retardican about politics, but their view was so one sided.

by P. Goodman November 16, 2007

Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

retardomungas

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.

Frank was a real retardomungas last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.

by Celeste Wernsman December 9, 2008

Retardouche

A collaboration of the words "retard" and "douche" which ends in a new-born insult.

Person 1: You're fat, ya bunter!

Me: Shut the fuck up, retardouche! Haven't you got some some sharp metal objects to go head-but?

by The Way It Is October 24, 2012

Retardical

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.

*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical

by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015

Retardicle Question

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.

Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.

by iDazign January 25, 2018

retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.

The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018