remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

remotiquette

The behaviour expected/required of the person in charge of the TV remote control, when others are in the vacinity, in order to avoid altercations.

Show some remotiquette by obtaining prior approval from those enjoying a TV programme before flicking to another channel.

by Clareyzee December 17, 2023

remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.

“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)

by kikimdx January 14, 2024

remotesexual

a term in which one is sexually attracted to their remote

Person 1: making out with their remote
Person 2: dude thats disgusting thats the family remote
person 1: im remotesexual
person 2: get out of the house please

by lightbulbeater November 12, 2023

rembold

A rembold is kind and caring someone who will make sure that you are loved and cared for when they like you someone who makes sure your home safe and will give you a ride even when u have a ride just cause its an hour or two later a rembold is confident or atleast pretends to be they are sweet and the way they think is perfect they are attractive and overall the best kinda person in the world i myself wish that i was a rembold. These kinda people deserve more than just the world they deserve life itself they are sweet to u when u are good person but with bad people they will call you out you dont wanna be on their bad side.

Omg ur just like a rembold
Really they are the best typa people

by Cuttiepi3 August 20, 2024

Remote Viewing

Remote Viewing is a verified psychic practice of seeking impressions about a distant or unseen target, similar to Clairvoyance, that was developed by the government of the United States Of America as a form of intelligence gathering ,or spying on people remotely without being seen, Remote Viewing is being able to mentally "see" a distant location,person,or object .

Fuck all remote viewers

Remote Viewing is a practice developed by the USA Government to spy on people

by Siddhi Hung January 15, 2026

Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024