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Once-a-year Relatives

Relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. Usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.
Jessica: So, I'm getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate

Becca: Oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?

Jessica: Ya. I hate the holidays!
by razorclam April 7, 2010
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I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
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Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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relatives

family you hate, that thankfuly only come (or you have to visit) during the holidays.
damn relatives are coming, weres the volka??
by fuck off June 24, 2003
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Facebook relatives

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.
by T-Bizzcuit March 20, 2010
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Realative

A person to who you are actually related to and not someone who wants to pretend so they can get close to you.
Damn I hate those guys that pretend to be my relatives just cause they want to know me. My realatives are the only ones I can trust.
by Jimmisonagain August 8, 2008
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relatives

baby mamas sister, fat aunt jama,...etc
by April June 28, 2003
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