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real world

An MTV "reality" show which presents a highly accurate portrayal of what "the real world" is "really" like. Upon college graduation, we're all inevitably thrust into this scary "real world" where a music channel jets us off to an exotic locale and puts us up in an obscenely gorgeous house overlooking an equally obscenely gorgeous beach. And just like in the "real world" we get to experience this standard of living without paying a single dime in rent. I shudder with terror every time I view it because it serves as a constant and painful reminder of what I had to endure in my early 20's when I was living in a Tuscan villa for free. But that which doesn't kill us, makes us stronger.
If you didn't sense the heavy sarcasm in my "Real World" definition, then you most definitely are NOT living in the "Real World".
by Aw yeah October 20, 2003
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by spike827 October 20, 2023
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real metalhead

A person who knows they listen to real metal, but won't brag or rub it in people's faces. A real metalhead knows alot of bands, listens to either old or new ones, regardless if they're mainstream or underground. A real metalhead doesn't judge others by their appearance or bands they listen to. The way you dress doesn't make you a metalhead.
Dam. That guy is a real metalhead. He knows alot of bands and goes to shows and has a good time. He doesn't care what others think about his appearance.
by Skeletonwitch666 January 5, 2016
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Real Negro Hours

A step ahead of"real nigga hours" and is usually the term used when someone pulls an all nighter or any other long period of time without sleeping.
Daquan:Yo dawg I havent slept in 72 hours. Shaniqua: daaaamn you way into real negro hours.
by toppissoffkristian April 13, 2016
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real nibba

that one nigga who always b real. never scared to show they emotions
did you hear? dans a real nibba
by richniggahours August 30, 2017
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Real Fast

Real fast is a term used to express a quickly moving object. Typically around 150 Km/h or 93 mph
"damn that car was going real fast!"

"Nah he was only going about 145"
by LongRod69420 June 8, 2018
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real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck
when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking
by phantom negromante May 23, 2019
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