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The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.
"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"
by NessaStarz July 30, 2009
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walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
by camera-ready August 28, 2013
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i-ready

i-ready is shit
by maskingsucks December 20, 2022
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i-Ready

Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.
by kaihai January 31, 2023
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i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!
by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022
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Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.
Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.
by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017
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Ready To Nut

"Yo Jimmy, I think I'm Ready To Nut to a R63 The Waifu on YBA"
by BombuClauduo March 30, 2023
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