llama ranch

whorehouse,chickenranch,brothel,escortservice,

i am going 2 the auction at the llama ranch,

by wednesday adams November 7, 2003

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rippin' rancids

Just doin' some farts, man.

"Rippin' rancids, man."

by Jimi Rippem March 6, 2008

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Montana Ranch Cow Pie

When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.

"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"

by Jew-Pac Girly-Man April 29, 2009

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Catalina Ranch Mixer

The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.

Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"

by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 30, 2016

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peppercorn ranch

The greatest sunchip flavor ever created that was sadly discontinued forever aggravating all Gary kind. To be re-released under the name "Calliham Ranch".

Peppercorn ranch was the best flavor ever created by Sunchips.

by PEPPERCORN MASTER April 6, 2019

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home on the ranch

When you hollow out a cucumber and fill it with ranch before inserting it in ones anus. Then squeezing the excess ranch out of the cucumber filling you with creamy goodness.

"Hey Sally, why do you smell like a salad?"
"Because I was home on the ranch last night."

by Lovelybobs January 31, 2018

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