ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

Ripped-a-rodeon

when you are exceptionaly high, lifted, up, or not in the right state of mind.

joe jake dan and will were ripped-a-rodeon after smoking that gran daddy purp last weekend

by j-doubz November 4, 2009

Ripped in the reed

Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.

– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.

– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed

by Felixos October 30, 2012

ripped asunder

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.

"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

by UpTheBracket86 May 28, 2012

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

Ripped Sock

Like a pink sock, while during anal sex, while the guy pulls out of the anal cavity, the persons butthole prolapses (turns inside out). However, in this case, the anus is torn.

Ethan: i am pulling out baby!!
Zak: OW!!! You pink socked me and it ripped!
Ethan: Oh no!! I just have you a ripped sock...
Zak: it hurts soo bad!! I'm Gona kill you!

by Granny Gumjobs February 3, 2017

ripped and cut

When you have not only big muscles but they are also well defined and not to bulky.

He is ripped and cut. Refering to a guy who not only has big muscles but looks like he can run and has good abs, and is not bulky.

by jakefisher007 January 17, 2008