fuck riot

Another term for asshole

Joe didn't give me back my $200. What a "fuck riot" !

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Riot Balance Team

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Yungbooty Riots: KATS

Yungbooty's death was confirmed by the President. The killer, now dead, was found to be a tigershark. There was outrage across the Nation after this information was released. This info (about the killer) was declared four days after Yung's death, and just 3 days afterwards, the first set of riots occurred in Maine. It was named K.A.T.S., or Kill All Tigersharks. This was the first riot, and the most brutal of the 8 major riots during the three month period.

The KATS Yungbooty Riots were insane! 1000s of people were killed then. The official name of the battle was, Yungbooty Riots: KATS.

by ThaWay June 27, 2021

Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011

Slow Motion Riot

1. The kind of slow, loud sex that penetrates right to the core, the results of which are felt for days.

2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.

I want to lay you down and give you the slow motion riot. Set fire to those thighs, Loot that poon, and raise my flag.

I would like to read Peter Blauner's book, Slow Motion Riot.

by BadtotheTron November 15, 2012

poop chute riot

1. An act of vigorous sodomy.

2. A violent spat of diarrhea.

'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'

'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

New England Riot

A Normal Riot
–noun
1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.

A New England Riot
-noun
1. a noisy public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
DIFFERENCE: New England Riot they don't do anything violent, they shout, they scream, they protest, but no kicking or anything like that...

"Hey, did you hear about the Riot at Jen's School?"
"Ha! More like a New England Riot"
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one got hurt, it was totally lame,"
"It was still a protest,"
"That's why it was a New England RIOT"

by Hakuzo-ryou January 31, 2008