Risenhoover

A short, red headed, leprechaun looking person who is known for voicing their opinion regarding issues no one cares for. Tends to hang out near public schools and often spends their free time volunteering at local day cares and play grounds. Moves up in life by dry humping the legs of their superiors, and constantly drinks vodka, their choice of preference at night when they need to relax with the children. A Risenhoover's preferences includes a 9 by 9 cement room with toiletries and stripped clothing, their favorite trend. They are very eco- friendly and refuse to polute the air, in fear of harming the underage minor. Therefore they walk around shackled with private security 24/7. Enjoys dark nurseries with Beethoven playing in the background. Great with children, but horrible with marriages. Very easy going.

Sentence-

"That guy is creepy! He goes everywhere with all those girls. Who is he?"
"Oh that's just a Risenhoover."

by old old old boy July 9, 2012

Rise

House, Flat, Crib, Pad, Place. Origin; High-Rise appartments, inner city or sub-urban residence.

'Im on my way, but i need to swing by my rise first"

"Were heading back to my rise"

by Tinmantom June 20, 2007

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

by Rlaba December 8, 2013

rise

When a guy gets turned on and shoots straight up

Last night, I felt Josh rise when I was giving him that lap dance.

by Joe Mama June 18, 2004

Rise from the dead

To get a boner from a picture of an attractive woman who is now dead.

Antony: "I cant believe that picture Marilyn Monroe gave you a stiffy"

Steven: "Yeah you could say its a rise from the dead"

by Korally boy January 11, 2008

Rise Up

A dope art-driven clothing brand.
Rise Up is a cooperative of artists, idealists and social entrepreneurs, who are using fashion, art, and anti-poverty campaigns to create positive social changes in the world.

Rise Upwww.riseupinternational.com

by bulatribe April 28, 2009

Re Re Riser

The raised chair at the very back of the new TTC buses. Bus riders choose to sit in this chair to feel like the captain, but in reality, they sit in a high chair because they're retarded.

You may ridicule a person sitting in the Re Re Riser by adding Re Re before their name.

A man named Reece sits in the Re Re Riser, he is now Re Re Reece.

by Jake McDoogersmith January 10, 2010