Quafter

n. Quafter
v. Quaffing
1. To laugh with a high pitch, which I actually happen to do. Sounds like a queef.
2. To suck in air when you laugh.

Quinn: I had a black friend once, then we sold him.
Mike: *begins quafter*

by MikeydaV August 28, 2008

Quakered

A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped".

Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quakered scrub. Its quaker time.

by Restaurante October 16, 2008

Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."

Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time

by EternalReq December 9, 2008

quakeawake

A stimulus whip people need to act and react and do what needs to be done on matters that are in dire need of attention/help (welfare, healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc.), before disasters strike (i. e. fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.).

- Why is it that only when some kind of calamity happens, we feel the humanitarian compassion to help others every way we can! Do we really have to wait for a quakeawake to help each other? couldn't it be done on a day to day basis? I think so, don't you?

by Cybercass January 18, 2010

quadfecta

a group of four tools bags at North Carolina State University. derived from the word trifecta meaning three close friends but this word they think is cool because they have a fourth tool in their "cool" bag of tools.

"dude we're a quadfecta, thats almost a full tool box."

by barton killer October 23, 2006

Quadfest

A huge party at Radford University (Radford,VA) where everyone gets shit faced from noon on thurday till 8 am on monday. Every other year Girls Gone Wild comes and there are usually many wet t-shirt contests. Ironically it is held on the weekend closest to 4/20.

Why is the national guard in Radford? Oh wait, it must be Quadfest.

I thought I saw an asian girl blowing 5 guys at once!

by gleekinout April 22, 2010

Quaf

When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind

Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.

by Snoochie February 19, 2015