Alabama Quakefuck 

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

Alabama Quakefuck by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

Qakey 

Fucking chad, gets all the bitches and has millions of loyal followers. Some say he influenced many popular YouTubers like: Ali-A, Dream and Ninja

Person 1: Qakey is fucking fit huh?
Person 2: He can have my babies

Qakey by Qakey is king January 17, 2021

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

tana mongeau is quaking right now by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

No whackas/no quackers 

A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!

No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

No whackas/no quackers by true blue aussie man April 19, 2018

Quak 

1. The sound made by a person after someone writes, says, does, or posts a picture of something that, that said person believes, is considered romantically corny, cheesy, or hammy.

2. Said with a high pitched tone.

3. Very fun to use after someone has just delivered a heart warming speech.

-Can be used after someone gets asked to Prom.

-Can be used after seeing a picture of a newly formed couple showing affection.

-Can be used after seeing anyone showing affection.
As you can see there are various ways and circumstances to use Quak!

3. It is an everyday way to introduce comic relief to a situation that is trying hard to be romantic.

1. Him: Your eyes are like a vast array of nebulae in outer space with more mysteries than the ocean.

Her: Quak!

2. I lit the candles, dimmed the lights, played her favorite song, and spread the rose petals all over the room and bed. I opened the bottle of wine as she came into the room with a smile on her face.

"Quak!" she uttered.

3. I was walking in the park when I saw a man buy his girlfriend a rose.

"Quak!" I whispered to myself.

4. My friend posted a picture on social media of her and her boyfriend kissing in front of a waterfall.
I commented "Quak!"

Quak by crabb714 February 2, 2017

Quak 

Kwa/ck
Used to say duck.
It can also be used to start a dance party.

Jen: do quaks lay bram?

Or

Ben: QUAK!!!!
*everyone starts dancing*

Quak by ShakeALeg June 21, 2019

quame 

Quame is all around a funny guy ,he's very super funny but doesn't know it .he's an awesome person to be around and will always be dependable .quames are loyal and kind , and ratchet sometimes but a good type . They swear alot but after a while u get used to it , they will always be there for u and have a forgiving nature ,when they want to forgive ,they are normally good looking .this is a rare name so if your name is quame ur spethal

Oh look at that funny guy ,he's such a quame

quame by Gurlfwend July 21, 2017