Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

python shadow

the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath

he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that

by Marteau June 20, 2016

Python 3.11.9

A version of Python that makes programmers hungry whilst coding in this version of Python, as it was first released right during the fasting month of Ramadan — i.e. on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024

I started coding in Python 3.11.9, and I swear it makes me so hungry every time I debug my code—maybe because it dropped during Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)

Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!

by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024

Atlanta Python

An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.

Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."

by JakeRules666 March 13, 2017

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022