Pokey

A kid who lives in Wilbraham and enjoys cheeseburgers

Pokey you are one crazy bastard!!

by Lexington Big Dick December 28, 2005

Pokey Bum Wank

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.

Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.

by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009

pikeys

Dirty sub human scum who avoid paying taxes, litter our highways with bags of human shit and live in cavavans which are parked on any avaible piece of land i.e roundabouts, laybys, local parks etc. Are good friends with local councils and police forces as they are kindly left to their on devices in uk towns. A human gene that needs to be exterminated before their race gets out of hand. On parr with asylum seekers.

Ipswich, Stowmarket and Renendlesham forrest. Basically all over Suffolk

by Si March 6, 2004

pikeyville

LIDL - £ shop or similar

by Clever Dick August 25, 2003

Pikeybin

The Pikeybin is more commonly known as the floor.

Schantelle's mum chucked all of her losing scratchcards in the pikeybin.

by Luciano Lovelace August 13, 2004

pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.

I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.

by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008

pikeys

People born in the South-East of London sporting Legoman hair cuts and holding a can of Super-Strength Kestral Lager. Most often seen in the company of Fellow Pikeys and young pregnant girls with bleached hair, orange faces more fake gold than a Tunisian bazzare.

Fuck off you legohaired, lager swilling Pikey and NO I dont want my drive tarmaced and I dont want to buy a 'cheap carpet for me Gran'

by Mmmm October 17, 2003