shave the puppy

When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.

Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!

by Puppylove January 8, 2009

puppycat

An especially affectionate and outgoing cat, so named because it might be considered doglike in its friendly nature.

Candi: Wow, your kitty, Mr. Puffypants Q. Nomnom, came right up to me and licked my hand! He's not shy at all!

Bambi: Of course not, he's a puppycat. Now kiss me you fool!

by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009

puppy love

1) The love between a young couple within a few weeks of getting together. Not really true love, more blind affection - immature, young love. Tyically occurs before one person becomes a bitch.

2) An act of beastiality. Usually illegal.

1) That relationship will never last - its a case of puppy love between those two

2) Dang, that puppy love sure chafed my dick

by barneyg June 20, 2003

The Puppeteer

An increasingly popular nickname for Vladimir Putin.

From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Puppies In The Tub

When a man gets both of his testicles in a womans ass. Sometimes accompanied by his penis, fingers, or other sexual objects. It is spoken that way because they say it is as difficult as keeping multiple small Canine's in a bathtub.

I went for the old "puppies in the tub", and now my left nut is sore.

by Chedabob February 5, 2008

Slut Puppy

*Young
*Easily and Extremely exciteable
*Nibbles
*Bites
*Srcratches
*Licks everywhere
*Sucks everything
*Almost uncontrolable
*sexy
*clean

1)"Oh, my little slut puppy"
2)"OHHHH GOD yes my little slut puppy"
3)"I bet she/he'd make a great slut puppy"

by drunkenmonkey February 10, 2004

butt puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet

Diskin was such a butt puppet for Keagy, his breath smelled like hand lotion.

by n6ko January 20, 2003