pret

pretentious preppy who's got his whole life predetermined and who is usually so sure of himself (usually someone of upper class who is born into a rich family) - arguably from "pretentious" or the French "prêt" meaning "ready".

Yeah he's got his Jaguar and his 90k a year job handed down from his papa. He's only 24. That's just pure pret, man.

by Jon C May 4, 2004

Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

by Smartycat May 16, 2017

Pret

short for the shop 'pret a manger' which in English means 'ready to eat' the entire City Of London (not London, the one with the guilds and famous walls) runs on this one shop and without it the business capital of the world would tick to a stop.

"I am going to pret for a chocolate filled croissant"

by Therizinosaurus February 23, 2021

pretard

The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.

Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.

by josh glaser January 7, 2009

Pretendo

fake, weak, not very potent weed. a parody of Endo.

i know a lot of ya'll niggaz out there think you smokin' dro, but you actually smokin PRETENDO!
-young buck

by boom boom b July 28, 2004

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

LJ Prete

is the complete absence of self morals and or common sense.
Also a complete raging alchy, who shakes horribly when going through withdrawls.

LJ Prete gets greered on the weekends and trys to score some blow.

by Team of the Awesome April 27, 2009