1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008
Get the penis punching bag mug.To insert a clenched fist into a sexual orifice for the purpose of gratification for the receiving party. A variation on fisting and not to be confused for synonymous with that act. There is tenuous precautions deliberately taken to prevent injury or pain. The possibility of pain and the borderline thereof typically aids in the gratification of participating parties.
Kristen Stewart: Are you ready for my whole fist? I'm going to be punching you right in the pooper!
Robert Pattinson: I was born ready, sweetheart.
"I like punching my partners, it adds a bit of spice to our relationship." - Chris Brown
Robert Pattinson: I was born ready, sweetheart.
"I like punching my partners, it adds a bit of spice to our relationship." - Chris Brown
by 3nigma69 April 7, 2011
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To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.
A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?
A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?
by Havoc79 June 10, 2008
Get the Punching kitten mug.Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.
by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008
Get the uterus punching mug.When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.
"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."
by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008
Get the Baby Punching mug.Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011
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