Peruvian Pufferfish

When a male injects a magic growing sponge egg toy with spicy peruvian peanut pepper sauce and, in the act of lovesqueezings, inserts it into any of his female counterpart's orafices. The magic growing egg expands, and the spicy sauce begins to irritate any skin it comes into contact with. Can cause serious damage to the epidermis and relationship.

Aleck pulled a peruvian pufferfish on his girl, the expandable dinosaur grew to 14 inches, and she couldnt get it out for 3 days. Now she'll never walk again.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009

Magic Puff

mag-ic maj-ik puff puhf
noun

1. The hit on a cannabis joint or bong that takes you from a mellow high to a completely different higher state.

*After taking a hit*
"Holy... yeah, that's the Magic Puff right there."
"Nice."

by -alex July 25, 2008

pufferkite

pussy

She had a finely trimmed pufferkite.

by don toledo September 30, 2003

Puff Daddy

Changed his name serveral times and once just for one reason:
"Puff" means in german "body shop". Therefore he is a whoremaster of ugly rap.

Girl: He protects me cause he's my Puff Daddy

by Foxwild August 26, 2006

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Puff Material

White boy who acts ghetto, usually lives in the suburbs, usually is the ring-leader of his group and always has an entourage.

"Look at that guy, he is totally Puff Material"

by jdate March 19, 2010

Puff Status

Stoned beyond belief, usually from hydroponic super-skunk or equal.

Man I can,t even think right now, my mind has a fucking bad case of Puff Status.

by ripped October 26, 2005