Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Proximaphalliphobia

Noun. Abs. The irrational fear that everyone’s penis is within 1 inch (2.5 centimeters) of your face during moments of temporary blindness.

“My proximaphalliphobia makes it impossible to enjoy VR games.”

by Doc Lenz November 17, 2019

Proxima leader

Said by the women whist having sex, also slang for cock

Ooh, *insert name here* get your proxima leader inside me

by JonnyMcFonni October 24, 2019

protichee

Smart, caring and great friend! Can be self conscious but that’s just their head talking because they are amazing. They care about their friends a lot and they care back. Great memes and are very funny!

Person1: Hey did you see Protichee today?
Person2: Yeah they helped me with my art project, they are so talented!
Person1: Wow that’s so cool, I wish i could be their friend.

by hairs are not real June 7, 2020

ProJimmy

when followers listen to your music & shares it

my fanbase is so ProJimmy

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 18, 2020

Proximitud

Referring to hoes who are nearby or within your geographical location.

Coined from the English word "Proximity" and the Ibibio word "Itid" meaning "Vagina".

Variations include "Proximitid", "Proximitres"

1. Haven't really been speaking to Sarah cuz I was out of town. I'll hit her up once I'm in Proximitud.
2. Me flirting with a girl depends on Proximitud.

by iBlaq November 14, 2020

proximie

a term used in medical field to describe "recording or reviewing" a surgery

a: I did a tough surgery in the morning, should be good for future reference.
b: did you proximie it? let me see!

by user0701 January 7, 2021