Totally Pregnant

The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.

Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."

Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."

by Trashydike October 12, 2011

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink October 11, 2007

make her face pregnant

To blast your load all over a chick's face and inside her mouth.

That girl is hot...I would make her face pregnant

by dpm979 September 9, 2006

camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.

"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke

by Jacob November 29, 2004

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011

tag, you're pregnant

The act of touching another person, usually of the same sex, anywhere on their body but most commonly on their genitals and saying " tag, you're pregnant."

My buddy got mad when I touched his dick and said , tag, you're pregnant.

by Gr3ybu5h November 27, 2015

Getting Pregnant

getting completely trashed

Example 1
Friend A: how drunk were you last night?
Friend B: dude, i got so fucking pregnant

Example 2
we're getting pregnant tonight, you in?

by twinklesmcglitter12345 October 23, 2011