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PREAM

Or P.R.E.A.M., Pizza rules everything around me.
I haven't had a slice in days. Roni's for life. Pream!
by GothBB May 30, 2017
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Premature Etaxulation

The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.

Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.

Also see "taxgasm"
"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"

"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"
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premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.
I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.
by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010
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Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.
by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010
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Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart
Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
by Zyth995 November 6, 2011
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baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.
Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.
by BJ33196 August 22, 2011
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No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.
What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”
by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021
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