2020 pregnant

COVID positive.

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"

by red phillips February 2, 2021

Half Pregnant

When you think you might be pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant

by BlkBubbles September 16, 2023

only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.

Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"

by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010

flash pregnant

To accidentally get up the duff after a bareback assfuck, as a result of jizz leaking out from the ass and getting into the pussy.

We had no jonnys, so I kicked her back doors in. Now she's fucking flash pregnant.

by King Kevin Keegan March 25, 2008

Totally Pregnant

The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.

Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."

Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."

by Trashydike October 12, 2011

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink October 11, 2007