Teenage predator

A person who preys on teenagers by exploiting their naive nature in order to gain access to their body and its physical abilities. Common predator categories include pedophiles, drug dealers, and military recruiters.

1. The school turned student contact information over to a teenage predator who called Johnny and convinced him that he could tour the world and then get a free scholarship, provided he signed some paperwork. Next thing I know, he went to Iraq to kill for the oil companies and returned in a coffin.

2. Johnny has been walking funny ever since he returned from choir practice; I'm wondering if his priest, Father Feel Good, is another teenage predator.

3. Those teenage predators are getting children to carry out the drug sales in order to insulate themselves from drug dealer charges.

by 4justice August 3, 2009

pready

When you are about to stoke a wood kiln but still need to put you gloves and glasses on

"Dude are you ready to stoke"

"Yea im pready let me put my gloves on"

by BlakeM00 April 26, 2010

Pree'd my pants

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.

I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.

by heyrebel November 10, 2011

textual predator

Like a sexual predator, except the sexual advances are made through explicit text messages

Creeper: *texts* "Hey cutie, how about some loving 2nite?"

Innocent Girl: *texts* "I don't kno u! Leave me alone u textual predator!"

by Uneducated children in March 23, 2009

pred

the opposite of derp. can be used in any situation where you don't know what to say next.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally just scored with that chick from our Theatre class!" Guy 2: "You mean the one who has herpes?" Guy 1: "Are you serious?? Damn I fucked up.." Guy 2: "Pred."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 12, 2010

predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

PEEDO

PEEDO is an acronym for competitive surgical/medical specialties that only the biggest gunners go for - plastics, ENT, emergency medicine, dermatology and ophthalmology. Always competitive to get in due to great money and great lifestyle.

Med bro 1: “Yo Chad, let’s go out for beers”
Chad: “Can’t my man, I gotta work on this opthalmology paper. PEEDO gunning”
Med bro 2: “Alright broseph, have fun being a PEEDO gunner. Share some wealth when you make it to ophtho”

by MedBro April 20, 2022