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Postel

Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.
The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel
by captain state the obvious December 7, 2010
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Pasted a Raging Norwegian

A regional expression found in Scandanavia, meaning to masturbate to ejaculation.
Don't come in here, I just pasted a raging Norwegian and the place is a mess.
by cubberina July 4, 2010
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poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.
Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Serial Poster

The serial poster is someone on facebook that joins groups to post excessively ( at least a dozen posts back to back ) to drown out any other posts from other group members for maximum attention yet never comments on anyone else's posts & never clicks the "like" button the person is only there for the high they get from others liking what they posted & ignoring all other group members.
"Mr. Smith" always posts twenty or more posts back to back but never clicks "like" or gives comments nor compliments about anyone else's music posts. He is a serial poster & is only seeking attention.
by Mark2020 August 18, 2016
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Pasteurbation

noun

1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.

2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.

3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.

After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
by BulldogNelly June 20, 2012
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pester of scooters

What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.
That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!
by observerplus June 2, 2019
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Pastel red

Literally the best color in the world. Basically kinda like pink but abit darker or just like red and a bit lighter. The color is just in the right balance. Its also a beautiful color on clothes
by Smartest person alive duh July 16, 2021
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