Port-a-hotty

The act of courting a young lady and inviting her into a porta potty for sex, using a foot long corn dog with a condom on it.

Yo I was at riot fest and I totally gave some girl a port-a-hotty

by Tortoisetaint September 17, 2017

Port Talbot

Usage of a Spacer type earring to hold open the gentlemans anus

Look at that differ! He's only gone and got a port talbot! I bet his chuff pipe is sore all the time now.

by BillyBlooBlock August 17, 2023

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Port Farms

Come on down to Port Farms. We got all your farming needs. We got corn, camels, FUPAs, prostitutes, prostitots, prostisluts, prostiskanks, prostifags, and much much more.

We are going down to Port Farms to pick up the finest Erie hookers.

by FUPA_slayer_69 February 6, 2020

port-a-crib

Another word for a mobile home or trailer home. A home on wheels. Can also be used in reference to a trailor park. Derived originally from a baby's portable fold up crib. Crib in this usage is the definition of a home and port-a is used to describe its mobility.

There are no ghetto places in our town - except for the trailor park. The last time I went to someone's port-a-crib I almost got knived.

by Tay From Da Bay August 15, 2007

25565 Port

The Port that is most commonly used for IP Addresses on servers in the video game Minecraft: Java Edition.

Hey, I just changed my server port from 19232 to the 25565 port.

by Jack Commandston February 3, 2021

Port Power

Crap football team which is not as good as the Adelaide Crows and is supported by smelly soapdodging inbred bogans.

I am a Port Power supporter I wish our team was as good as the Crows but it isn't so I am going to go and have sex with my sister.

by port power are losers January 10, 2008