popcorn pimp

1. Orville Redenbacher

Orville Redenbacher is a popcorn pimp.

by Whoreville May 16, 2008

Faggoty Popcorn

The homosexual act of inserting Monster Pops (or other similar small explosives) into a man's ass hole, and then clapping his cheeks together until all Monster Pops have detonated.

Damn, Johnny did the "Faggoty Popcorn" with Jerry... I guess that puts a new spin on things when someone says "I had a shitty 4th of July".

by Morning Bus Ideas September 28, 2010

Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010

popcorn bride

A girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.

Bro, look at that girls arms, she has massive popcorn bride potential.

by I would rather not say. please January 6, 2014

Death by Popcorn

The action of a Vietnam veteran with PTSD committing homicide due to hearing the sound of popcorn being microwaved

Jim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jaquanarius's brother
Bob: Yeah, I heard his dad went on a rampage through the park naked and ended up committing death by popcorn

by Kreliz's Mom September 11, 2016

Stale Popcorn

A movie that you've seen too many times.

Chris: Wanna watch this movie?
Me: Nah. I've seen it so many times that it's stale popcorn.

by Fricky-Fresh May 20, 2020

Popcorn Gene

Noun; A woman who has a high probability to gain lots of weight after having children

Stephany is cute but she carries the popcorn gene

by Chiquemagnet October 13, 2017