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Cooch Poot

Expulsion of gas via a woman's vagina, or cooch. Also referred to as a "queef"
I was about to go down on this girl when she let out a cooch poot right in my face.
by ScholarlyChap December 15, 2016
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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.
Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!
by 0H N035! August 5, 2010
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Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.
Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.
by Zach G. November 26, 2003
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poot lovato

Demi Lovatos twin sister whom was locked in Demis basement for sixty three years. Recently released.
Poot Lovato pooted for me when no one else would.
by Toop otaval December 18, 2015
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poot

half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify
Dude, I just pootified CNN.com! How pooting poot poot poot?
by stwongbayd March 18, 2004
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