by ScholarlyChap December 15, 2016

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

by Zach G. November 26, 2003

by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004

Demi Lovatos twin sister whom was locked in Demis basement for sixty three years. Recently released.
by Toop otaval December 18, 2015

half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify
Also: pootify
by stwongbayd March 18, 2004
