When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.
Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.
I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.
I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.
by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

by Zach G. November 26, 2003

by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004

Demi Lovatos twin sister whom was locked in Demis basement for sixty three years. Recently released.
by Toop otaval December 18, 2015

half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify
Also: pootify
by stwongbayd March 18, 2004
